TEBOW SKIPS SENIOR SEASON, ASCENDS DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN

Favorite passage:

Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman winner walked into the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters
fainted.



“Sorry I’m late,” Tebow began. “There was a six-year-old boy with cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal
him.”